Jeff

This is an in-depth article about Jeff's contributions to the SMP

General Information
Full Name: Jeff James Rivers

Age: 23 Years

Height: 180 centimeters

Affiliation: United States, Ukraine

Language(s): English, Ukrainian, Russian

Faith: Christianity

Nationality: Ukrainian

Place of Birth: Київ, Україна

Favourite Colour: Blue

Friends: None (so far)

Education
Jeff was not very good in education, and got C+'s for average. He did not go to a college nor a university.

Moving to the United States
Since Jeff was not good in education, nobody wanted to hire him back in Ukraine. Therefore, he moved to the United States to get a job.

Profession
Jeff got hired in the United States and became a security guard for a nuclear power plant.

Getting to the SMP
Jeff bought a plane to Istanbul when he had enough. Then, he converted his dollars to Turkish liras and bought a speedboat while the flood was happening. The boat crashed into an island in Crimea. Sailors found him, and dropped him off into the Bay of Biscay. Jeff then swam onto the nearest island he found.